Meet Cross Eyed Santa
Cross-Eyed Santa is the version of Santa no child has ever asked for—at least not on purpose.
After years of checking his list and sipping hot chocolate at the North Pole, Santa decides it’s time for something new. Trading in his sleigh for unexpected adventures, he sets out to explore new jobs, travel the world, and discover what life looks like beyond Christmas.
Full of humor, chaos, and heart, this hilarious story from Mason Hoffman Publishing is perfect for kids—and just as fun for the adults reading along.
Featured Book
Cross-Eyed Santa – Crossing Guard
What happens when Santa takes on a job no one saw coming?
In this hilarious and heartwarming story, Cross-Eyed Santa steps away from the North Pole and into the real world—bringing his usual chaos, charm, and unexpected surprises along the way.
Perfect for kids and just as fun for the adults reading along, this story is full of laughter, imagination, and a little holiday mischief.
What is Cross-Eyed Santa?
Cross-Eyed Santa is the version of Santa no one ever asked for—but somehow ends up loving anyway.
With his eyes crossed, tongue out, and a habit of getting just a little confused, he doesn’t always do things the traditional way. But that’s exactly what makes him special. Whether he’s taking on a new job, traveling somewhere unexpected, or simply trying his best, things rarely go according to plan—and that’s where the fun begins.
What started as a simple idea to make people laugh has grown into a series of stories meant to be shared. Each adventure brings a mix of humor, heart, and just enough chaos to keep kids entertained and adults smiling along the way.
Cross-Eyed Santa isn’t perfect—but he shows up, tries his best, and somehow makes everything a little more memorable.
Santa's Fun Zone
Welcome to Santa’s Fun Zone—where the fun doesn’t stop when the story ends.
Here you’ll find a growing collection of free printable activities designed to keep kids laughing, learning, and creating. From silly coloring pages to simple puzzles and creative bookmarks, there’s something for every young reader to enjoy.
Whether you’re in the classroom, at home, or just looking for a quick activity, these resources are made to be easy, fun, and ready to go.